Ideal Lineup

Ok, after just watching Varitek hit a dp ball back to the pitcher with the bases loaded, I am now in the official Varitek sucks with the bases loaded camp. In today's world you know that every team has seen teks numbers with the bases loaded which means that they can be real careful to the batter in front of Tek and give him nothing to hit. Tonight it was nixon that walked, then here came Tek and sure enough GIDP to end the inning. this is what I want for my batting order:

1. Coco
2. Loretta
3. Ortiz
4. Ramirez
5. Nixon
6. Youkilis
7. Lowell
8. Varitek
9. Gonzalez

This way we have switch hitter, righty, lefty, righty, lefty, righty, righty, switch and righty in the order. Youkilis and Nixon can keep the inning going and Lowell can keep on hitting doulbes eliminating bases loaded set ups for Tek.