Red Sox 2008 Miscellanous Red Sox Nation envy

Filed in the too funny to be true folder is this piece by Bob Ford of The Philadelphia Inquirer, excerpt:

"Someone find M. Night Shyamalan and get him down to Citizens Bank Park tonight. There's a horror story to be told.
I see people. I see annoying people. I see annoying people wearing blue hats with a red B on the front.
And they're . . . they're . . . everywhere!"

Or this little beauty:
"Remy, no doubt, ran on a platform that called for more annoying sing-alongs, louder shouts from the stands in Boston accents even more fake than those presently employed and, of course, better turnout on the road."

You have to read the whole thing!

h/t Baseball Musings at baseballmusings.com